Fuckers judging other fuckers. To all of you who cast the first stone, yes, all you immortal and sinless basterds, a sincere: YOU MAKE ME PUKE ! THANK GOODNESS I DON’T HAVE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU FUCKERS EVERYDAY.
I just love it when people get so perfect they forget the imperfect crap that they really are. PMSL
Keep in touch… This blog might turn into something else. And tomorrow or later on (well probably), I will reveal some other news. Read all about it.
Funnily enough, the special award I mentioned doesn’t even have anything to do with me, thank goodness. Just with the beautiful mankind and other people. I have been sort of spared and am extremely thankful. But I did witness a girl being attacked tonight, by some fuckers who call themselves people. Uh… UHhhhhhhh. My brain is freezing.
Oh and to end this. Let me cast the stone for once… Quote of the day is “You’ll have to excuse Michael, he’s not good at suffering fools.” Guess… (minute 3.06 in the first video for reference).
Or commit suicide live? Should I try it on youtube?
I hate this computer I’m on right now. I hate everything about it, but most of all I hate the “computer says no” part.
Hello ! To the two viewers I had today. Would it be different if I had a billion viewers? I hate this computer. Did I say that already? And it’s all my fault, because I’m so frickin’ comfy/whatever that I didn’t install the other one. Not even now, a year later.
Yes… You have to restart. No. Something’s not working right. Don’t push that button. Don’t. We’re sorry but Microsoft HAS TO INSTALL SOMETHING. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GO ON WITHOUT IT. CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?
NO, I CANNOT understand you @#(*#$&(&(*&(*#*(&#(*$&(*#&%&#(*%&(*#&%(*&# OF SHIT. I don’t want it with a fox, not if the fox is Courtney Cox, I do not want it with a hat, I do not want it with a flat, not with a cat or with a bat. I do not want it Microsoft, I do not want any upgrades, not with fire, not with blades, I do not want them little girl, so get the frick out of my world !!!! (courtesy of Johnny Bravo)
JUST FUCK YOU ! THEre, I’ve said it. On this wonderful blog where I never spit.
Fuck this computer. Fuck the upgrades. And most of all fuck the ROMANIAN versions of GOOGLE and Windows LIVE. YOU PEOPLE SUCK. YOU couldn’t translate if your life depended on it. “Windows live is now making sing in.” That’s how I’d translate what you translated from English to Romanian, right back to ENGLISH. WTF. I mean, WTF. When did this all start? When did y’all started gathering my INFORMATION. Maybe I’m a fricker who doesn’t want her WINDOWS in ROMANIAN. MAybe I want it in CHINESE. WTF.
Anywho, I’m surely overreacting, because of this idiotic computer, nevertheless though a sincere FUCK YOU to all the things “computer says no” to. And me too. We both do.
The young’un was restless and disrupting the take off procedures so they kicked them off the plane, then the airline spokesman apologized, refunded their tickets and granted them with a 300 bucks coupon.
Story solved, you’d say, but I again cannot help but wonder… Thing is, ever since people became so, well, liberal (i.e., breastfeeding in public and bringing their kids to movies only to read to them out loud), everybody’s hurting.
Now I don’t have anything against mothers, babies, families, whatever… But this is just wrong. Bloody admit it. Takin’ yer bay-bee on the plane, or to a restaurant and such, and letting them cry out till all the passengers/clients kill themselves is just plain wrong. Maybe someone should invent a safe capsule to put on the baby’s head so they could talk and scream to themselves, with a pair of earphones the mother can connect to the capsule so only she can hear the bay-bee (just in case the young’un needs food or something).
Now I can’t help but think of the famous Elaine quote: “Maybe dah DINGO ate yo’ bay-bee.”
I really need a massage. Hopefully at the end of this month I’ll be at that villa with the massage chair. I so want a massage chair.
I’d really like to see “In love and war” again. The one with Chris O’Donnell and Sandra Bullock. Haven’t seen it in ages. I miss Chris. And he really plays a lovely part in that flick. Mmmmmhm. Meow.
I’ll never understand why men would grow more than a two day beard. I’m strugglin’ to remember who could possibly look good with a beard.
Just a quick memento before I go on with the beards: I need to stop trying to turn people into what they’re not.
And to go on… I wasn’t going to pursue this subject, but David Arquette managed to piss me off today so I remembered. And his beard is groomed. Which ain’t even so bad.
So I never understood why the pretty boys would hide their faces under their beards… I mean, what do you think, Ke-anu? We know you can act even without that gross beard to hide yer cuteness. Jeez… Here are some truly gorge men hiding under their beards. It’s just awful.
Needless to say I’d ban almost all beards. Maybe I’d cut some slack to the goatee and the two day beard, but that’s it.
And not to speak of other disadvantages of beards. LOL
Also right now I can only think of two beards I wouldn’t ban. But, as they say, well as I said, don’t wear roman sandals if you’re not a roman and if you don’t have a toga. Few, really few men have good beards. Here are two of them, although I hate showing you this. Notice the resemblance?
Also a special award to Tom, yet again. A beard just cannot kill him. Apparently nothing can. Bruce Willis, you can go now, Tom will save the world.
As a closing word… Needless to say I used the word “beard” one too many times in this one. However beards just ARE NOT recommended. Especially not long weird ones. Uh, hello? Also apologies for the placement of images in the page, I just don’t seem to get around the wordpress much. :-/
The title sounds really good, but it may not be its best use.
Two trends I had to follow in recent times are those of Gerard Butler and Inglorious Basterds.
Now Inglourious Basterds is so good… Yeah, I guess it’s so good it scares me. I totally dislike everything about Tarantino apart from the fact he likes Michael Madsen. LOL But this movie’s good. A bit too rough for me, although it was called for (because of its subject), but good nevertheless. Actually, leave that. It’s alert and spectacular. End of story.
As for the Butler, my Butler, we should all have a Butler like that… LOL The ugly truth. Well it’s a hell of a good movie. This man… This Butler you’re all speaking off. He’s bloody sex on wheels. Now you go away and let me be. I bought the book and am off to read it. Thanks, mr. Butler… I think you suck. Now spank me, it’s so impolite of me to think that. LOLO
Finally seen it. Needless to say that, apart from Joaquin’s hotness, acting, and him never being off the screen for the whole movie, also being in two hot scenes, the story/whatever/movie utterly sucks.
There are only two sex scenes (for such a hot wallpaper that’s really fricked up) and the movie starts and ends like crap (or should we call it life lol). Heck, I won’t say more.
Conclusion: This movie follows the crappy life of a really hot guy (who might, just might, be a little retarded in the flick). A 6 and that only for the hot scenes and Joaquin’s hotness.
Still sad he quit acting though, can’t take my mind off Walking the line, Gladiator and Clay Pigeons.
Read all about it. 
