Yesterday I’ve been to the movies.
Haven’t been to the cinema in a while now and a few days ago I started dreaming about the toffee popcorn.
So yesterday I was rushing to catch Night at the museum: Battle of the Smithsonian. And rushing to catch the toffee popcorn. And also the nachos.
See for the past two months or so, I’ve been desperately craving for those 
nachos. But the prices there are quite high and I could never quit on the popcorn, nor could eat so much. But one thing has been settled: I’ll never again have the regular popcorn without getting the toffee too . Even if I only make it to one movie per month. The taste… The way the sweet embraces the salty… The way they crack and pop and melt in yer mouth… It’s just unbelieveable. It’s made the whole movie experience even better.
So I was rushing through the Mall, thinking “Sweet Moses, I’m so close to the 
toffee… So close.” And rushing to see Ben Stiller.
See I don’t like Ben Stiller. There’s something about him that makes me not like him. I don’t know exactly what it is, maybe the fact that I don’t find him appealing as a man. But I simply, simply have to see all his movies. It doesn’t even matter if they’re good or bad. I just have to see them. It’s an urge I can’t stop.
Now I’ve seen the first “Night at the musem” and I didn’t find it to be great. But I’m still desperate about seeing the second one. All I could think about the past few days was feeling the toffee melting in my mouth whilst watching Ben Stiller. LOL Am I sick or sick yet again?
And in spite of not being able to embrace Stiller (because I actually like him
although I don’t, if you could ever understand that), my no 1 comedy ever is “There’s something about Mary”. But hey… The script was amazing. 
Funny thing is though that my other no 1 comedy ever (as I can’t put it on the second place, I simply can’t) is Meet the parents. Another Ben Stiller one. But hey, the script was also amazing and there was De Niro in it too, with the “cat milking” thing…LOL Oh who the hell am I kidding… Ben Stiller is an amazing comedy actor. It’s either that or he got so deep into my brain with those two amazing flicks that I’m simply drawn to him.
So gettin’ to the final part… I got to the ticket booth, only to learn that the movie had started 30 minutes ago.
So there was like no other movie I wanted to see for the next two hours or so… What to do, what to do? No Stiller, no poppy, no nothing. 
Now I only just admitted on a forum that I totally dislike Nicolas Cage. The only movie I liked him in was “City of Angels” and even then I thought they could’ve contracted someone else for the part. And I did like Connair too, but I won’t admit to that again. LOL I’m sorry I don’t like Nick, but I just don’t.
However, of all the flicks at the mall, in the next two hours from my arrival, the only flick I could actually be forced to see without shooting myself was one with Nick Cage called Knowing. So then I thought… Hell… I drove to here… I’m here… I want the toffee… The movie probably ain’t so bad, but it’s with Nick… Uhmm… Uhmmm… Well… Should I? Could I? Would I? OH FINE. The toffee won.
So I went in and saw the movie with this huge tray holding regular popcorn, toffee popcorn, nachos and coke. LOL They were all looking at me like I was a weirdo, not that I’m not. And for the first time I ate throughout the movie. I usually only eat til half time. LOL I ate til I couldn’t eat no mo.
And “Knowing”, as expected, wasn’t that bad. It’s actually a pretty cool flick,
although it does resemble “The day the earth stood still” a lot. It’s got better parts than the previously mentioned flick, but it doesn’t have the… Kee-anuuuuuuu. Mrrroar. However, although the Nick bothered me a bit, I made it… And the movie’s ending, well a small part of it… Well I found it to be totally absurd, but hey…
However I’m still Stillerless. And I am sobbing on that. I need to see the damn man. You hear that man? YOU DAMN MAN. LOL
Dear God, you have no idea how much i want some toffee popcorn after reading this post.
And thinking about it, some nachos would be rather nice too.