Now I don’t know if I should write this, but I got to thinking about it after remembering just how in love I am with baby. It is of course an object (would defo not call it lifeless though 
), but the things I love it for could really work for a human being too. Apologies if it hurts anyone’s feelings, or if I’m going too far. Just take it as a joke… Or not. LOL So here goes nothing:
We like protection from our men. We want to feel comfortable and safe when we’re close to them.
We like men to be able to be smooth sometimes and furious other times. Someone who’s plain smooth or plain furious is never a challenge.
We like men to look good. Now looking good doesn’t mean being a particular brand or having all yer muscles worked out at the gym. It simply means taking care of yourself, dressing like you’re going on an important thing and having a good attitude. If you know black suits you, then, by all means, wear it more often. Don’t forget to shave, or groom your beard. And when you’re done with the whole thing, walk like you’ve earned it.
We like men to be classy. And quiet. If you ain’t got much to say, or don’t speak the language well, just don’t say a thing. It’s better to look mysterious or insane than to speak out and let everyone know you’re an idiot. LOL
We like to be impressed. So if you got something you can impress someone with (not things from the circus though, lol), again, by all means, go right ahead.
We like to be one with you. So once you’ve been granted access to the personal space, don’t be afraid to get there more often. However by that we don’t mean wanting to “you know what” all the time. LOL But holding hands, cuddling and plain hugging are always good.
And to support what I’m saying, check dis out, lol.
Don’t know why, but it seems that, lately, the dudes from Yahoo speak my language.
If I resembled a car It’s would be this http://www.thetorquereport.com/vw_scirocco_front_sm.jpg
More the meets the eye, but worth every penny, and a reborn classic.