I’ll never understand why men would grow more than a two day beard. I’m strugglin’ to remember who could possibly look good with a beard.
Just a quick memento before I go on with the beards: I need to stop trying to turn people into what they’re not.
And to go on… I wasn’t going to pursue this subject, but David Arquette managed to piss me off today so I remembered. And his beard is groomed. Which ain’t even so bad.
So I never understood why the pretty boys would hide their faces under their beards… I mean, what do you think, Ke-anu? We know you can act even without that gross beard to hide yer cuteness. Jeez… Here are some truly gorge men hiding under their beards. It’s just awful.
Needless to say I’d ban almost all beards. Maybe I’d cut some slack to the goatee and the two day beard, but that’s it.
And not to speak of other disadvantages of beards. LOL
Also right now I can only think of two beards I wouldn’t ban. But, as they say, well as I said, don’t wear roman sandals if you’re not a roman and if you don’t have a toga. Few, really few men have good beards. Here are two of them, although I hate showing you this. Notice the resemblance?
Also a special award to Tom, yet again. A beard just cannot kill him. Apparently nothing can. Bruce Willis, you can go now, Tom will save the world. 
As a closing word… Needless to say I used the word “beard” one too many times in this one. However beards just ARE NOT recommended. Especially not long weird ones. Uh, hello? Also apologies for the placement of images in the page, I just don’t seem to get around the wordpress much. :-/
heeey… i have a beard right now… BOOOO Lizzy, BOOOO!!!
lol, I kid, i know i look like a hobo off the streets but its no shave november.. and it keeps my face warm in the cold weather. That is my justification. I can also get away with torturing girls with beard hugs… (if you haven’t experienced it, then you are a very lucky lady! ;P)
Yeah, Nick, but havin’ a beard doesn’t mean letting it grow all over the place. LOL
p.s. You could also try using some muffler. LOL
Tralalalalalala.
And November just isn’t a justification.
Oh and what would you think if you’d find yer girlfriend’s legs unshaven, just because it’s November. And yes, to some extent it is the same thing.
If it’d be ok, don’t answer. LOL I cannot hear.
I have had a beard now for over a year. I love it. I grew it out of curiosity and a sense of a return to our manly roots. I suggest every grown man to grow a beard it will connect one to the old world and the new one!
Best,
Andy
I’m sorry, but I just can’t agree to that. There are lots of ways to be a man’s man and growing a beard surely isn’t at the top. I don’t like the tendency for men to become more womenlike, but I really do hate beards. Ewwww… That’s my main point: Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Things get stuck in the beard, it stings, it itches, and it really looks like crap in like 99% of the cases…
I’d suggest a punishment for men with beards, from their girlfriends, but I’d seem vulgar…
I’m gonna conduct a study on this theme when I have the time…
In the end… Don’t men want to be manly so they protect their territory and impress the ladies? What’s the beard got to do with that anyway?