Funny day I chose for my first post after 20 years. SWEET LORD.
Well, first, Happy New Year ! I guess ! 
I swear there are two mexican women inside me fighting right now. For reference, check this out:
Reason? It is 8.28 am. 1st of January, 2010. Not even as a baby have I ever been up at this hour on the first day of the New Year. Not even if someone would send me to Disneyland for free would I be up at this hour.
Why am I up? Because I spent 4 hours in pain, with my hand in a bowl of cold water.
Why?
Because there’s a person inside me who’s more idiotic than Beavis and Butt-head. Not even mr. Bean, Jackass, Elmer Fudd, screw it… Not even my boy Johnny Bravo would have attempted to put out smoking oil from a fry up with water. And that especially after me psychic mum told me last night that if something’s burning on the stove, whatever you do, you shouldn’t try to put it out with water. I mean… Last time I burnt something I was twelve years old.
Anyway, the chica inside me says: “Carmen Lopez, you’re one idiotic biatch.”
I wrote this post with my non dominant hand because the other one is in the fish tank. LOL
Beautiful experiences and observations
On a good note, I finally understood that those fuckers writing everything in text speak must be writing with one hand. I’d rather believe the world is full of people with one hand and not telegraphists.
If I hold my hand in water it’s almost like nothing happened.
I will be just fine in a few days, but the pain is here now.
It’s the first time I’ve been looking at the keyboard in years.
I remembered Pablo Francisco.
When I put my hand in water it’s like finally getting to scratch that itch you couldn’t reach. Beautiful to pass from high pain to nothing. LOL
It is sure that I’ll have lots of morphine if at some point I’ll have to deal with pain I cannot stop.
My dogs bark every night like they’re fighting Darth Vader to say the least, but there’s nobody out there.
You never know how good you have it ’til you have it bad (lesson not learnt over and over and over again).
I finally understood why lots of people take pain killers at the smallest sign of pain.
Don’t attempt to do ANYTHING at 4 am on New Year’s.
That being said, I’m still feeling happy and laugh a lot, but I tend to forget all about it when taking my hand out of the tank. Note to self: I wouldn’t make a good nurse.
I wonder how I’ll take the 1’30” drive to have New Year’s lunch.
Oh and, btw, when you get burnt, you’re not supposed to do what Tom (in Tom and Jerry) and I do with the fish tank. You’re supposed to put alcohol on it. D’oh. :/
Y’all have a sensational 2010 !!!
